Best Quotes from Jasmine and Dad's Trip so far

Cab driver: you going on crazy holiday?

Me: what?

Cab driver: where you sleep on de ground on de mountain in de cold and no toilet...dat one crazy holiday

Do you celebrate New Year's here?

Guide: oh yes, plenty champaigning tonight

Driver: dry season come now, plenty of African snow (pointing to a huge dust cloud)

Guide: Swahili is a made up language from 120 tribes so when you try to speak it makes you laugh and when you laugh there is no more fighting. 

Head guide (in response to a question about having to physically force people with altitude sickness to turn around): "Oh no no no no no no no no no...if you die on de mountain it's really a very big problem for me."

Group: How's the weather today?
Guide (every single time): De weather on de mountain is like chameleon...always changing.